What would people say if you were a Paraplegic instead of Infertile?

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I came across this years ago, and boy, could I relate!!! I’€™m sure a number of us can too. Lol! Enjoy!

 

  1. €As soon as you buy a wheelchair, I bet you’€™ll be able to walk again!

 

  1. You can’€™t use your legs? Boy, I wish I was paralysed. I get so tired of walking, and if I were paralysed I wouldn’t have to walk anywhere!

 

  1. €œMy cousin was paralysed, but she started shaving her legs in the other direction and she could walk again. You should try that.

 

  1. I guess God just didn’€™t mean for you to be able to walk.

 

  1. €œOh, I know exactly how you feel, because I have an ingrown toenail.

 

  1. Sorry, we don’t cover treatment for paraplegia, because it’€™s not a life-threatening illness.

 

  1. So…when are you going to start walking?

 

  1. €œOh, I have just the opposite problem. I have to walk walk walk€“ everywhere I go!

 

  1. €œBut don’€™t you want to walk?€

 

  1. You’€™re just trying too hard. Relax and you’ll be able to walk.

 

  1. You’€™re so lucky…think of the money you save on shoes.

 

  1. €œI don’€™t know why you’€™re being so selfish. You should at least be happy that I can walk.

 

  1. I hope you don’€™t try those anti-paralysis drugs. They sometimes make people run too fast and they get hurt.

 

  1. €œLook at those people hiking…doesn’€™t that make you want to hike?

 

  1. €œJust relax, you’€™ll be walking in no time.

 

  1. Oh do my legs hurt, I was walking and walking and going up and down the stairs all day.€

 

  1. €œI broke my leg skiing, and was on crutches for weeks, and was worried I’€™d have a permanent limp, but I’m 100% healed.

 

  1. I’€™d ask you to be in my wedding party, but the wheelchair will look out of place at the altar.€

 

  1. You’€™re being selfish, not coming on the hike with us, and looking at all of my track & field trophies.

 

  1. Don’€™t complain! You get all the good parking places.

 

  1. If you just lose weight, your legs will work again.

 

  1. €œIf you would just have more sex, you could walk!

 

  1. €œYou don’€™t know how to walk? What’€™s wrong with you? Here, let a real man show you how to walk!

 

  1. €œYou are just trying too hard to walk. Give up, and then you’€™ll walk. €

 

  1. Here, touch my legs, then you’€™ll walk!€

 

  1. €œJust take a vacation, and the stress-break will be sure to get you walking!€

 

  1. €œWhen we were young we only had to worry about having to walk too much.

 

  1. And I bet a paraplegic going to a bookstore doesn’€™t find books about paralysis stacked next to all the books on running

 

Never ceases to crack me up! We live in such an ignorant world, don’t we?!

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