GIVEAWAYS – Fun Stories!

[Oluwakemi]

Bibi @bibi, this shoe will go oh.

 

[Oluwakemi]

This notice is for our new members, who may not be aware of this fun giveaway, which has been on for months. Read through the thread for instructions, share your story and who knows, you might just be the lucky winner of this gorgeous pair of shoes.

cc:   @lovenny @glam @busykay @diamondsblings, @daddysgirl, @edafenikki @heavenlymum @titiwo @amudalat @mofeyintola @diana @mercysaidno @teminificient @ekylu @nlillian @pearly @jaymama @mamaibeji @tolu @oluwata-2 @missirregularversion @tholu  @nonyekatchygmail-com @leila @awaka @soum @osinachi @dami19  @jenaedaigle81 @ngozi @nowfertile  @anifowose-olaiya @chinasa  @marthaademolailesanmi @shalom68 @blaze @manosh @themmy  @macauley57 @lala @jennytee @sparkle @deetee @mfon @jadesola55 @asusu @janiebanks @holar @misspy @juddy @milolaruby @kike   @sisitola @ketty   @jasmin @ronke1 @lade @kemisola @efybidis @mrsfrank @roseey0 @amie01   @ibdav  @tolu

[Osafile Oladotun]

@Pearl We are in the same ‘no heels’ club. Those things are dangerous. It amazes me how women wear those things and not fall over. I am here for the fun stories not the shoes. ( I can’t wear them, all the ones in my shoe rack are rotting there)

Now to my fun story. So I use to work in a hotel as a Technical Production Manager (lights, Sound and the works). The venue was 5,000 capacity. We hosted a lot of  conferences.

On day three of a five-day conference, my colleagues told me that one of the organisers had been asking after me all day. Later, the man saw me and said he wanted to talk to me privately. Let me digress, this man is in his late 50s, charming, you know the Tall, dark and handsome type, rich, no pot-belly in sight type. To be honest, if I was into sugar daddies, he would be perfect. (Sorry, had to put that out there so you know how perfect the man was)

So we went to sit somewhere private (but in full view of my colleagues) and he said to me; ‘I like you very much, despite your very unladylike job and dressing (Jeans, t-shirts and snickers were and are still my thing), you are a very decent and well mannered young lady. I would like to marry you….’.

To be honest, I didn’t let him continue, I was livid at ‘unladylike job and dressing’. WTF. Fortunately, my upbringing kept me from replying as my heart desired, so I calmly replied that I was not available for marriage or any other kind of relationship with my Father’s mate. He smiled and responded that I should let him finish. He said ‘I was going to say I would like to marry you for my son. He has a fiance but I don’t like the girl, she looks like something out of a blue film’.

I laughed and told him that I was sorry, but I don’t do boys who like those kinds of girls and I can’t have a Father-in-Law who tries to interfere in his Sons’ life this much. He looked stricken. To soften the blow I told him that he was very cute and I would like to be friends with him. We have kept in touch over the years and are still good friends.

His son; married the blue film girl and they are still living happily ever after.

[Pearl]

‘no heels’ club. Those things are dangerous.     I also have a grey heel rotten away in my closet, I only clean it when I remember it exists.

Oh my chest…! @mofeyintola, good moves and decision you made. I can not believe some fathers and mothers still look for spouses for thier kids and wards. I am happy the son in question followed his heart else like you said it is a means to be able to control the son and his family.

Really happy for the son and wishing them happy ever after…

[Oluwakemi]

Oladotun @mofeyintola, you got me   Is it the killer shoes or the handsome grandpa or marrying you for his son, who loves blue film girls.   Babes, you be one sweet story teller. Thank you for dropping this here and brightening my day.

@pearl, I see you have found no heels club members

cc: @nicole, come and see sumtin oh

[Nicole]

@mofeyintola       

You’ve got me literally laughing out loud at work   

Why oh why was I imagining RMD when reading the story   

Girl, that was hilarious! Especially the blue-film description of the girlfriend  . Thank God all’s well that ends well! And you just never know when the friendship Baba will come in handy!

As for the heels, I can only comfortably do 3 – 4 inches myself. I used to shangree before, but as old age don come now, I gatsta respect myself.

Awww, and you’re perfect for the giveaway oooo!

[Oluwakemi]

Any more fun stories for this pair of shoes? After this week, (ending Saturday, 10th June), we will be pulling a curtain on this giveaway…at least here. So tell us your story, if you want the shoes.

 

cc:   @lovenny @glam @busykay @diamondsblings, @daddysgirl, @edafenikki @heavenlymum @titiwo @amudalat @mofeyintola @diana @mercysaidno @teminificient @ekylu @nlillian @pearly @jaymama @mamaibeji @tolu @oluwata-2 @missirregularversion @tholu  @nonyekatchygmail-com @leila @awaka @soum @osinachi @dami19  @jenaedaigle81 @ngozi @nowfertile  @anifowose-olaiya @chinasa  @marthaademolailesanmi @shalom68 @blaze @manosh @themmy  @macauley57 @lala @jennytee @sparkle @deetee @mfon @jadesola55 @asusu @janiebanks @holar @misspy @juddy @milolaruby @kike   @sisitola @ketty   @jasmin @ronke1 @lade @kemisola @efybidis @mrsfrank @roseey0 @amie01   @ibdav  @tolu  @nicole  @nadia  @elle  @akosua   @nekkyg  @goldie10  @lizzy  @mrsciw  @bosa  @ujay  @chyfaith  @ibukun @salamigirl3k  @eniola  @oyinpd  @nkemka  @iyawodiipo @ange  @angel  @msadesuwa @eka @lilymaram @emaimo @edojaprecious @chinny @namy  @joys @chixavier  @wemi  @missamerley @mztee  @pcosinlusaka @missfafa  @mummybryan @nkay  @olay  @dsquared  @dedebonyaki @tiwa  @ayokuleyin @bola2016  @mzoj  @tushtati01 @ebi-4 @bukkiearegbe  @tamtam @eguns  @olufunmi @abeemah  @oyinforever @egobaby  @dinma14  @wonuola @emeraldmoni30 @asimco  @angel-2 @ladylorrie @stephanie  @uwaye @iphii @abbyigold  @asenath  @ikechukwungozi  @babynaatey  @olugod  @fruitfuldamsel @fany  @joy022 @juleskemi @uloma @kemi  @yinca @graciee  @teemah @muanya @teeade22 @jennic @xteeu @aseyori @esty  @mickey @hodeejah @bibi   @chigirl @victoriaezeigbo @temotighoken @joesmal1 @drkome @nubia @diamond1 @aysha @babispice22  @chiko @mabel @funyi @tumininu @euniceeche @elsie @angel @naaadzane @pearl  @beebee @aadetoyin @eby @kikianaswagger  @joyfulmother1  @misi

[Ngozi]

@oluwakemi These shoes are beautiful and I’m a size 40. So my story might not be that funny but here it goes…

So I was invited to a friend’s Bday party somewhere at Ikeja. I wore the sexiest dress I had (because I might find my husband there) with some nice make up that I begged my sis to do for me. I got to the party, all slayed up and ready to flirt and mingle with some prospectives. I already had some on my radar and preparing my mind to be toasted. Next thing I knew I heard a voice say “Baby E Di Okay”.  I turned and what did I find. A fair, short, chubby guy with a very thick Igbo accent. So this is how our conversation went…

Him: Baby E Di Okay

Me: Thanks (looking surprised)

Him: I’m Emeka by name by u can call me Emmy

Me: My name is Ngozi. Nice to meet you

Him: Baby I want to take care of this ya shape. It s driving me mad, let me spoil you eh tomato jos.

Me: Thanks but I’m not interested

Him: Baby I will give you what ya father or evn boyfliend can’t give you.

Me: (Dumbfounded and angry) Thanks again but I’m not interested.

Him: Don’t miss this opportunity ooo. I will take you to Amelica.

That sentence just broke the ice and I just started laughing right there and then😂😂😂.  I ended up spending most of the night listening to him rattle on and on about how he would take care of me. He just spoilt my market but I did laugh a lot though.

 

[Oluwakemi]

Ngozi @ngozi, bikonu, why are your spoiling my In-law market like this nau?    Let’s see how it goes.

cc: @nicole

[Oluwakemi]

Ladies, thank you for the #Lol moments, you have shared with us in this thread.

This Giveaway is now closed!

[linda]

@mofeyintola your story got me in stitches  @ngozi why you do emmy this kind thing na

lovely shoes , unfortunately i am a size 42

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